Complete Masculinity And Stupidity Are Often Indistinguishable.

When A Husband's Story Is Believed, He Begins To Suspect His Wife.

Progress: The Process Whereby The Human Race Has Got Rid Of Whiskers, The Vermiform Appendix And God.

A Puritan Is Someone Who Is Desperately Afraid That, Somewhere, Someone Might Be Having A Good Time.

I Believe That It Should Be Perfectly Lawful To Print Even Things That Outrage The Pruderies And Prejudices Of The General, So Long As Any Honest Minority, However Small, Wants To Read Them. The Remedy Of The Majority Is Not Prohibition, But Avoidance.

Faith May Be Defined Briefly As An Illogical Belief In The Occurrence Of The Improbable.