Competition In Academia Is So Vicious Because

Bureaucracy Defends The Status Quo Long Past The Time When The Quo Has Lost Its Status.

A Censor Is An Expert In Cutting Remarks. A Censor Is A Man Who Knows More Than He Thinks You Ought To.

A Pessimist Is A Man Who Looks Both Ways When He Crosses The Street.

Peter's Principle: In An Organization, Each Person Rises To The Level Of His Own Incompetence.

Everyone Is In Awe Of The Lion Tamer In A Cage With Half A Dozen Lions-everyone But A School Bus Driver.