Coming From Chicago, I Like A White

For Lack Of A Better Term, They've Labeled Me A Sex Symbol. It's Flattering And It Should Happen To Every Bald, Overweight Guy.

I Consider Myself Fortunate That I've Been Able To Find A Character That People Have Responded To.

Our Country Offers Such Great Opportunities For Us All. Unfortunately, Too Many Hard-working Citizens Go Day To Day Without Enough Food To Eat.

I Always Liked The Smell Of A Smoke-filled Room. I Think It's A Good Smell.

My Doctor Asked Me If I Smoked, And I Said Only When I'm Working, Golfing, Or Drinking. Then I Realized The Only Time I Don't Smoke Is When I'm Home. I Didn't Even Realize I'd Become A Smoker.