Comedy Is Not Funny. Comedy Is Hard

Oil Rich Boys . . . Had A Nice, Sweet Smile But When You Finished Meeting With Them Your Socks Were Missing And You Hadn't Even Noticed They'd Taken Your Boots.

People Who Are Living Donors Who Give Kidneys. You Can't Give A Heart And You Can't Give A Liver, But You Can Sure Give A Lung - Well, Kidneys, Anyhow. And That's Where The Main Part Of This Whole Thing Is - One Out Of Every Eight People, I Believe, Is Going To Have Some Kind Of Kidney Problem During Their Lifetime.

It Always Annoys Me When Stars Grumble About Fans Coming Up To Them In The Street. I Love It. These Young Stars Today With All Their Airs And Graces, They Need To Remember It Is An Honour And A Privilege To Make Money From Acting. How Hard Is It?

I'm Not Well Versed On The Verbiage Of The Internet.

I Don't Watch A Lot Of Television. Sports And News, That's It.