Come September, Children Return To School, Grownups

If You Need Three Adjectives To Describe Something, Then You've Probably Chosen The Wrong Something.

What Is The Difference Between Grief And Mourning? Mourning Has Company.

Uncle Scrooge Preferred To Let The Poor Die "and Decrease The Surplus Population." Scrooge May Not Have Had God On His Side, But His Arithmetic Was Impeccable.

My Guess [is] . . . That The Great Majority Of Americans Are Saying They Favor Gun Control When They Really Mean Gun Banishment. . . . I Think The Country Has Long Been Ready To Restrict The Use Of Guns, Except For Hunting Rifles And Shotguns, And Now I Think We're Prepared To Get Rid Of The Damned Things Entirely - The Handguns, The Semis And The Automatics.

Just Because The Person Who Criticizes You Is An Idiot Doesn't Make Him Wrong.