Come On, Man, I Got A Full

It's The Hardest Thing To Come Up With An Hour Of Material That Can Consistently Keep People Laughing.

Whats The Worst That Could Happen?! The Worst That Could Happen Is He Could Cut Off Your Legs And Use Them To Make Stilts That Look Like Legs!

Most People Would Say 'the Deets', But I Say 'the Tails'. Just Another Example Of Innovation.

I Never Had The Desire To Be A Professional Twitterer. Every Now And Then Something Dumb Pops Into My Head And I'll Tweet It. I Don't Feel Any Obligation To Respond To Everyone. Not That I Don't Appreciate People Sending Me Messages On There, But There Are Too Many. Responding To Everyone Would Take Away Time For All The Stuff I'm Actually In The Business For.

Most Of My Teachers When I Grew Up Were Like Older White Women. So, I Couldn't Really Channel Them.