Come On, Man, I Got A Full

I Know My Fan Base Is A Smart Group Of People.

With Stand-up, It's More Interesting To Hear About People's Failures Than Their Successes.

Everyone Steals. My Favorite Movie Is Love Don't Cost A Thing With Nick Cannon. Which Is Based On Can't Buy Me Love, Which Is Based On Kramer Vs. Kramer, Or Something, Which I Think Was Shakespeare.

When I Bet On Horses, I Never Lose. Why? I Bet On All The Horses.

Do It Under The Influence Yourself! That's What We're Shooting For! Get Drunk And Make Your Dreams Come True.