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I'm A Horse Of A Man!

God May Have Created The World In Six Days, But While He Was Resting On The Seventh, Beelzebub Popped Up And Did This Place.

Selling Through The Internet Seems To Be A Very Good Idea. There Are A Million Areas That We Can Go To.

Some Say His Droppings Have Been Found As Far North As York, And That He Has A Full Size Tattoo Of His Face, On His Face. All We Know Is He’s Called The Stig.

You Know What, I Distinctly Remember My Boat Blew Up And I Was Killed!