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Because Drug Dealers Shoot Each Other In London, Norfolk Farmers Can't Have Guns To Defend Their Homes. I Mean, No One Wants A Gun - Except At 4am When They Hear A Strange Sound In The Kitchen.

Koenigsegg Are Saying That The Ccx Is More Comfortable. More Comfortable Than What Being Stabbed?

It's Just Thinking Of Funny Things That Will Amuse Us And Entertain Us And We'll Come And Do It.

Let's Be Perfectly Clear, Shall We. The Fox Is Not A Little Orange Puppy Dog With Doe Eyes And A Waggly Tail. It's A Disease-ridden Wolf With The Morals Of A Psychopath And The Teeth Of A Great White Shark.

Nothing Can Prepare You For The Yawning Chasm Of Time That Passes In Canada Before The Healthcare System Actually Does Any Healthcare.