Color And Bite Permeate A Language Designed

The Most Successful Column Is One That Causes The Reader To Throw Down The Paper In A Peak Of Fit.

It Behooves Us To Avoid Archaisms. Never Use A Long Word When A Diminutive One Will Do.

In Dealing With Syria's Dictator...only Force Counts. No Cease-fire Was Attainable In Lebanon Until The 16-inch Guns Of The Battleship New Jersey Started Shelling Syria's Proxies; Suddenly, Sweet Reason Prevailed In Damascus.

Never Put The Story In The Lead. Let 'em Have A Hot Shot Of Ambiguity Right Between The Eyes.

Gridlock Is Great. My Motto Is, 'don't Just Do Something. Stand There.'