[cole Porter] Sang Like A Hinge.

Mom And Pop Were Proud Of My Popularity, But From Their Point Of View, Show Business Was No Way To Make A Living.

I Remember Tallulah (bankhead) Telling Of Going Into A Public Ladies' Room And Discovering There Was No Toilet Tissue. She Looked Underneath The Booth And Said To The Lady In The Next Stall, 'i Beg Your Pardon, Do You Happen To Have Any Toilet Tissue In There?' The Lady Said No. So Tallulah Said, 'well, Then, Dahling, Do You Have Two Fives For A Ten?'

I Wasn't Straining At The Bit To Become A Movie Star Any More Than I Had Plotted To Get Out Of Vaudeville And Into Broadway Musicals

In My Case, Things Have Pretty Much Been Handed To Me

When I'm Asked How To Succeed In Show Business, I Always Say I Haven't The Foggiest