[cole Porter] Sang Like A Hinge.

If I Feel In Need Of Sleep, I Just Open A Book Or Turn On The Television. Both Are Better Than Any Sleeping Pill.

There Have Been People Who Have Tried To Take Advantage Of Me. They Want To Be Linked To Me Just Because I'm Ethel Merman.

Mom Claimed That I Could Carry A Tune At 2 Or 3 Years Of Age. Maybe She Was A Little Prejudiced.

As Far As Dramas Are Concerned, It's Considered Passe For Playwrights To Turn Out Anything The Average Person Can Understand

Any Audience That Gets A Laugh Out Of Me Gets It While I'm Facing Them