Coldplay Fans Are The Best In The

I'm Just A Public-schoolboy. I've Got A Degree. I'm From A Middle-class Family In Devon. I've Got No Story.

I'm Competitive With Anyone Who Writes A Good Song - I Don't Care If It's A Band Or Solo Artist Or Whoever.

I Do An Hour's Yoga And Go Running Every Day. Then I See A Picture Of Myself And I Still Look Like A Skinny, Potbellied Idiot - And I Thought I Had Turned Into This Superhunk!

Anything Where We're The Butt Of The Joke, No One Tells Us About It.

More Idiots Should Just Shut Their Mouths.