Coffee Comes In Five Descending Stages: Coffee,

If You Would Know A Man, Observe How He Treats A Cat.

Most People Can't Think, Most Of The Remainder Won't Think, And The Small Fraction Who Do Think Mostly Can't Do It Very Well.

I Was Not Offended, My Love. An Insult Is Like A Drink; It Affects One Only If Accepted. And Pride Is Too Heavy Baggage For My Journey.

The Marks Won't Listen If It's Free.

Anyone Who Can Worship A Trinity And Insist That His Religion Is A Monotheism Can Believe Anything.