Coaches Who Scrimmage All The Time Don't

When You Win, Say Nothing. When You Lose, Say Less.

I Can't Stand It When A Player Whines To Me Or His Teammates Or His Wife Or The Writers Or Anyone Else. A Whiner Is Almost Always Wrong. A Winner Never Whines.

We Don't Have Mad Cow Disease. We Probably Never Will Have Mad Cow Disease, And Therefore, It's A Non-problem In The United States.

Leave As Little To Chance As Possible. Preparation Is The Key To Success.

By Nature, An Auction Is Kind Of A Wholesale Beast Anyway. You're Buying Second Hand Goods, Even With The Historical, Antique Or Aesthetic Value. You Look To Get The Wholesale Price And You Hope For Retail Spikes Periodically When You Get Two Or Three People In The Audience That Want The Same Thing.