Classic Van Halen Made People Want To

Self-tragedy Is Always A Great Way To Dramatize Yourself - Ask Any Teenager.

You Know What Rock Musicians Are? They Are Hung Up, Neurotic, Over-weight Hippies With Sex Problems.

People Say That Life Is A Cesspool Of Darkness And Dispair. Well We Of Van Halen Are Sailing Through It In A Yacht!

I'm A Family Man. I Personally Started 3 Or 4 Families Last Year.

If You Subtracted All Of The Great Artists Who Never Drank, Who Never Went To Excess, You Wouldn't Have Any More Art Left. What Kind Of Poem Are You Gonna Get Out Of A Glass Of Iced Tea?