Civilisation Is Not To Be Judged By

Every Man Is Important If He Loses His Life;and Every Man Is Funny If He Loses His Hat And Has To Run After It.

I Believe In Getting Into Hot Water; It Keeps You Clean.

While Once It Was The Rank And File That Cheered With All The Partisan Passions At Their Heights, Today It Is The Party Leaders Who Are Cheering Themselves; And All By Themselves. The Mob That Is Their Audience Is In One Vast Universal Trance, Thinking About Something Else.

Adventure Is The Champagne Of Life, But I Prefer My Champagne And My Adventures Dry.

The Classes That Wash Most Are Those That Work Least.