City Wits, Country Humorists.

Realism Absorbs The Ideal By Adding A Few Small Imperfections. Example: It Paints A Few Specks Of Mud On The White Gown Of The Lady In The Garden.

To A Suicide: You Just Poisoned The Wrong Person.

Helplessness Is A Mighty Power.

Every Lover's Lament Has An Element Of Boasting.

Some Marriages Depend On Domestic Arguments The Way The Courts Depend On Litigation.