City Wits, Country Humorists.

Austerity Causes Constipation; Excess, Diarrhea.

Unlike Life, When Books Become Meaningless, They Are Making A Point.

Don Juan Tries Not To See The Skeptical Winks That Greet His Boasting.

A Dirty Mind Is A Rich Inner Resource.

After I Have Said What Is Required By My Vanity And My Morality, I May Find A Moment For Truth.