Citizens, Thank You For All Your Birthday

I Don't Want To Leave Manhattan, Even When I'm Gone.

I'm Just A Simple Jewish Boy From The Bronx.

If You Don't Like The President, It Costs You 90 Bucks To Fly To Washington To Picket. If You Don't Like The Governor, It Costs You 60 Bucks To Fly To Albany To Picket. If You Don't Like Me - 90 Cents.

I'm Not The Type To Get Ulcers. I Give Them.

Citizens, Thank You For All Your Birthday Wishes. I Am 88 Years Old Today And Still Lucky To Live In The Greatest City In The World.