Citizens, Thank You For All Your Birthday

The Very Fact That I Became Mayor In 1977 Conveys How You Can't Figure Out What The People Will Do. Nobody Thought I Would Be Elected. When I Entered I Got Four Percent Of The Vote In The First Poll, Four Percent.

Clinton Has More Important Things To Worry About. He Not Only Risks Being Destroyed Historically, Like Afghanistan's Buddha Statues; He Also Could End Up Going To Jail.

In Action Be Primitive; In Foresight, A Strategist.

Water, Water, Everywhere, Atlantic And Pacific. But New York City's Got Them Beat, Our Aqua Is Terrific!

[the Un Should Remain In New York] Because Every Country Needs A Cesspool. And The Un Is Always Interesting As A Theater Of The Absurd.