Cinema Is So Slow And Boring Compared

I Think Of Myself As A Writer With A Sense Of Humour Rather Than A Comedy Writer. Happy To Tell A Story With Lots Of Jokes In It - I Wouldn't Know How To Do Jokes Without The Story.

Writing For Adults Often Means Just Increasing The Swearing - But Find An Alternative To Swearing And You've Probably Got A Better Line.

I Was Called A Misogynist Because I Was Reducing Women To Mothers. 'reducing Women To Mothers' – Now There Is Possibly The Most Anti-women Statement I've Heard.

Well We've Moved Through The Funfair A Bit – We've Done The Rollercoaster, Now We're On The Ghost Train.

[the Doctor, Capt. Jack And Rose Are Cornered By The Empty Children.] The Doctor: Go To Your Room! Go To Your Room! I Mean It. I'm Very, Very Angry With You. I'm Very, Very Cross! Go! To! Your! Room! [the Children Lurch Away And Obey Him.] I'm Really Glad That Worked. Those Would Have Been Terrible Last Words.