Christmas Is Not A Season. It Is

Writers Should Be Read But Not Seen. Rarely Are They A Winsome Sight.

I Don't Know What It Is That Makes A Writer Go To His Desk In His Shut-off Room Day After Day After Year After Year Unless It Is The Sure Knowledge That Not To Have Done The Daily Stint Of Writing That Day Is Infinitely More Agonizing Than To Write.

Housework's The Hardest Work In The World. That's Why Men Won't Do It.

About Mistakes It's Funny. You Got To Make Your Own; And Not Only That, If You Try To Keep People From Making Theirs They Get Mad.

If Men Ever Discovered How Tough Women Actually Are, They Would Be Scared To Death.