Christmas Is A Good Excuse To Eat

A Bad Salesman Will Automatically Drop His Price. Bad Salesmen Make Me Sick.

America's Racist, So What Do You Expect.

I'm Shooting In Brooklyn, We've Got All Kinds Of Crap Going On, And I'm All Alone Now In A Big Hotel Suite That You Can't Believe The Size Of It And A Thing Sticks In My Foot And I Just Think It's The Funniest Thing That's Ever Happened To Me.

In Order For The Light Of Gratitude And Happiness To Shine So Brightly, The Darkness Of How It Could Be Worse Must Be Present.

The Son Has Always Felt Like He Was A Footnote In One Of The Stories The Father Tells. The Father Is An Amazing Storyteller And One Of The Tales That He Tells Is How He Met His Wife.