Christmas Is A Good Excuse To Eat

It's Fun To Be On The Edge. I Think You Do Your Best Work When You Take Chances, When You're Not Safe, When You're Not In The Middle Of The Road, At Least For Me, Anyway.

It Don't Care Whether I'm Good Enough. It Don't Care Whether I Snore Or Not. It Don't Care Which God I Pray To. There Are Only Three Things With That Kind Of Unconditional Acceptance: Dogs, Donuts, And Money.

I Don't Know. I Think It's Funny! I Think It's Funny! I Go, What? It's So Absurd. I'm Alone.

I've Been To The Leaning Tower Of Pisa. It's A Tower, And It's Leaning. You Look At It, But Nothing Happens, So Then You Look For Someplace To Get A Sandwich.

I'm Shooting In Brooklyn, We've Got All Kinds Of Crap Going On, And I'm All Alone Now In A Big Hotel Suite That You Can't Believe The Size Of It And A Thing Sticks In My Foot And I Just Think It's The Funniest Thing That's Ever Happened To Me.