Christmas Is A Good Excuse To Eat

Of Course I've Got Lawyers. They Are Like Nuclear Weapons, I've Got Em 'cause Everyone Else Has. But As Soon As You Use Them They Screw Everything Up.

A Lot Of It Revolves Around Food With Me Because A Lot Of My Life Does In A Way.

There Are Two Dilemmas That Rattle The Human Skull: How Do You Hang On To Someone Who Won't Stay? And How Do You Get Rid Of Someone Who Won't Go?

It's Just An Ice Bucket With A Bottle In It. The Two Flute Glasses Are Little Tray. I Got To Shut The Curtains. I'm In My Boxer Shorts And Shirt. I'm Going To Take A Bath And Go To Bed. But I Want To Shut The Blinds So It's Really Dark In The Room.

When We Get Out Of This, I'm Gonna Shove My Fist Right Into Your Ass, Hard And Fast Not In The Sexual Way! In The 'i Am Pissed Off' Sort Of Way.