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Most People Work Just Hard Enough Not To Get Fired And Get Paid Just Enough Money Not To Quit.

If A Word Is Misspelled In The Dictionary, How Would We Ever Know? If Webster Wrote The First Dictionary, Where Did He Find The Words? Why Is 'phonics' Not Spelled The Way It Sounds? How Come Abbreviated Is Such A Long Word?

The Best Thing About Living At The Water's Edge: You Only Have Assholes On Three Sides Of You, And If They Come This Way You Can Hear Them Splash.

There Are Three Kinds Of People: Those Who Can Count, And Those Who Cannot.

Eventually, Alas, I Realized The Main Purpose Of Buying Cocaine Is To Run Out Of It.