Children Should Be Like Waffles--you Should Be

Always Remember, Children, That Marriage Is A Very Intimate Relationship. It's Not Just Sitting And Chatting To A Person; There Are Other Things, You Know.

I Think Housework Is Far More Tiring And Frightening Than Hunting Is, No Comparison, And Yet After Hunting We Had Eggs For Tea And Were Made To Rest For Hours, But After Housework People Expect One To Go On Just As If Nothing Special Had Happened.

Oh Dear... It Really Is Rather Disillusioning. When One's Friends Marry For Money They Are Wretched, When They Marry For Love It Is Worse. What Is The Proper Thing To Marry For, I Should Like To Know?

You've No Idea How Long Life Goes On And How Many, Many Changes It Brings. Young People Seem To Imagine That It's Over In A Flash, That They Do This Thing, Or That Thing, And Then Die, But I Can Assure You They Are Quite Wrong.

It's A Funny Thing That People Are Always Ready To Admit It If They've No Talent For Drawing Or Music, Whereas Everyone Imagines That They Themselves Are Capable Of True Love, Which Is A Talent Like Any Other, Only Far More Rare.