Childhood Is The Small Town Everyone Came

It Is A Sin To Believe Evil Of Others But It Is Seldom A Mistake.

The Funniest Line In English Is 'get It?' When You Say That, Everyone Chortles.

We All Know You Can Get Aids From Sex, But Did You Know That You Can Get Sex From Aides?

When Writing Loses Touch With The Beautiful Surface Of The World, It Loses Its Way. You Always Want To Be In Touch With How Things Look And What People Say And What They Call Their Dogs.

The Thought Of People In This Day And Age Sitting Down To Listen To A Radio Variety Show On Saturday Evening Is Rather Implausible And Was Even More So In 1974 When We Started “a Prairie Home Companion.” Thank Goodness Minnesota Public Radio Was Too Poor To Afford Good Advice Or The Show Never Would've Got On The Air. We Only Did It Because We Knew It Would Be Fun To Do. It Was A Dumb Idea. I Wish I Knew How To Be That Dumb Again.