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This Hillary Clinton Scandal Has To Do With Emails. All I Get Are Emails For Canadian Viagra.

The Mars Polar Lander Has Been Quieter Than George W. Bush After A Foreign Policy Question.

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As You Know Now, Rush Limbaugh Is The New Face Of The Republican Party, But They'll Probably Go With A Different Body.

Those North Korean Hackers Are At It Again. Earlier Today They Leaked Santa's Naughty List.