Cheeseburger In Paradise!

To Describe My Scarce Leisure Time In Today's Terms, I Always Default To Reading.

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus. It's That Kind Of Morning.

It's Those Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes Nothing Remains Quite The Same. With All Of Our Running And All Of Our Cunning, If We Couldn't Laugh, We Would All Go Insane.

Gluttony, Do Not Eat Thy Neighbor's Wife's Popcorn.

You Get Religion As Your Hair Turns Grey.