Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself.

Smiles Like That Should Be Against The Law. Considering What They Do To A Girl.

It’s Only By Studying The Mistakes Of The Past,” Lucien Said Mildly, “that We Can Even Have A Future

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Was It Frisson When You Saw A Guy Smile And It Made Your Heart Act All Weird?

I Have Nothing Against Sean Penn. I Don't Even Mind That He Ended Up Divorcing Madonna. I Mean, I Still Like Shia Labeouf Even Though He Chose To Star In Transformers, Which Turned Out To Be A Movie About Robots From Space. That Talk. Which Is Just As Bad As Choosing To Divorce Madonna, If You Ask Me