Character I Want To Be: "blunt Talk's".

I Think At Times I Read Too Much Of My Own Press. I Wish I Was Better At Taking In How Great My Life Is, But That's Surprisingly Elusive. I Tend To Be Very Hard On Myself And Insecure About Failing No Matter What Happens.

When You Are In A Room And Your Job Is To Write Jokes 10 Hours A Day, Your Mind Starts Going To Strange Places.

'family Guy' Has This Weird Thing Of Attracting People. People Either Hate It Or Can't Get Enough Of It. There's Really No One In Between.

You Break The Story First, And Then You Go Into The Specifics.

Whoever Invented Spray Cheese Had To Have Been A Harvard Guy.