Channel Your Outrage ... Do That Which

Ben Yanked Hi Sideways As Spikes Snapped From The Wall…once Again, Only Ben’s Reflexes Had Saved Him. “please Stop Doing That!” Ben Barked. “please Keep Doing That!” Hi Warbled.

Ben Locked His Eyes On Mine For A Long Moment. Then, “how?” “how Do You Think?” I Smiled, Then Slapped Him Full Across The Face

I See You, Ben. I Always Have. You're In My Pack." He Pulled Away. "what If Being Packmates Isn't Enough For Me?

Ahh! Lady Pillows. So Much Fluffier Than Mine.” He Took A Giant Whiff. “why Does Everything Girlie Smell So Delightful?” “because We Acknowledge The Importance Of Basic Hygiene. And Periodically Clean Our Bathrooms.” “brilliant. I Should Write That Down. After All, It Takes A Village.

You'll Start Talking, And Pretty Soon We'll All Start Nodding, And Then The Next Thing You Know, I'm Hang Gliding Off The Eiffel Tower At Night, Being Chased By Ninja Vampires