Certainly I'm Not Going To Sit On

You're Not Going To Say Anything About Me That I'm Not Going To Say About Myself. There's So Many Things That I Think About Myself; If Someone Really Wanted To Get At Me, They Could Say This And This And This. So I'm Going To Say It Before They Can. It's The Best Policy For Me.

If I Had One Wish I Would Ask For A Big Enough Ass For The Whole World To Kiss.

Don't Let Them Say You Ain't Beautiful. They Can All Get Fu#ked Just Stay True To You.

His Palms Are Sweaty, Knees Weak, Arms Are Heavy There's Vomit On His Sweater Already, Mom's Spaghetti He's Nervous, But On The Surface He Looks Calm And Ready To Drop Bombs, But He Keeps On Forgettin' What He Wrote Down, The Whole Crowd Goes So Loud He Opens His Mouth, But The Words Won't Come Out He's Chokin', How, Everybody's Jokin' Now The Clocks Run Out, Times Up, Over, Blaow!

Mother, Are You There? I Love You. I Never Meant To Hit You Over The Head With That Shovel.