Certain Women Should Be Struck Regularly, Like

There Isn't A Particle Of You That I Don't Know, Remember, And Want.

Thousands Of People Have Talent. I Might As Well Congratulate You For Having Eyes In Your Head. The One And Only Thing That Counts Is: Do You Have Staying Power?

I Want A Horse And Plough, Chickens Too, Just One Cow, With A Wistful Moo.

Wit Ought To Be A Glorious Treat Like Caviar; Never Spread It About Like Marmalade.

Good Heavens, Television Is Something You Appear On; You Don't Watch.