Certain Women Should Be Struck Regularly, Like

It Is Discouraging How Many People Are Shocked By Honesty And How Few By Deceit.

Dear 338171 (may I Call You 338?)

How Was Your Flight? Well, Aeronautically It Was A Great Success. Socially, It Left Quite A Bit To Be Desired.

Las Vegas: It Was Not Cafe Society, It Was Nescafe Society

The Theatre Should Be Treated With Respect. The Theatre Is A Wonderful Place, A House Of Strange Enchantment, A Temple Of Illusion. What It Most Emphatically Is Not And Never Will Be Is A Scruffy, Ill-lit, Fumed-oak Drill Hall Serving As A Temporary Soap Box For Political Propaganda.