Celebrity Is No Different From Any Other

Men Want To Make Women Happy.

A Bookstore Is One Of The Only Pieces Of Evidence We Have That People Are Still Thinking.

All Magic Is 'here’s A Quarter, Now It’s Gone. You’re A Jerk. Now It’s Back. You’re An Idiot. Show’s Over.'

You Don't Even Really Need A Place. But You Feel Like You're Doing Something. That Is What Coffee Is. And That Is One Of The Geniuses Of The New Coffee Culture.

You Know Why Fish Are So Thin? They Eat Fish.