Celebratin' New Year's Eve Is Like Eatin'

If Men Ever Discovered How Tough Women Actually Are, They Would Be Scared To Death.

Any Man Who Can Look Handsome In A Dirty Baseball Suit Is An Adonis. There Is Something About The Baggy Pants, And The Micawber-shaped Collar, And The Skull-fitting Cap, And The Foot Or So Of Tan, Or Blue, Or Pink Undershirt Sleeve Sticking Out At The Arms, That Just Naturally Kills A Man's Best Points.

Big Doesn't Necessarily Mean Better. Sunflowers Aren't Better Than Violets.

A Woman Can Look Both Moral And Exciting... If She Also Looks As If It Was Quite A Struggle.

Whoever Said Love Conquers All Was A Fool. Because Almost Everything Conquers Love - Or Tries To.