Cats Choose Us; We Don't Own Them

He Was Chugging Brown Pop From A Can Jack Had Handed Him While He Stuffed Nacho Cheese Doritos In His Face. I Was Glad To See He Looked Lots Better, Almost Completely Like Himself, Which Proves Doritos And Brown Pop Really Are Health Foods.

You And I Are Bound. We Will Be Each Other’s Salvation, Or Each Other’s Doom.

Jack Came Whirling In Like A Little Gay Tornado With Duchess Following Him.

I'm Always Going To Keep Your Heart Safe, Even If Mine Has To Stop Beating For That To Happen.

I Think Most People, And I'm Talking Vamp Or Human, Are Shitty. They Put On An Act. They Pretend To Be All Nicey-nice, But Are Really Just One Step Away From Showing Their True Asshole-ness.