Cats Are The Tigers Of Us Poor

Fortune Loves To Give Bedroom Slippers To People With Wooden Legs, And Gloves To Those With No Hands.

There Is Nothing Truly Beautiful But That Which Can Never Be Of Any Use Whatsoever; Everything Useful Is Ugly, For It Is The Expression Of Some Need, And Man's Needs Are Ignoble And Disgusting Like His Own Poor And Infirm Nature. The Most Useful Place In A House Is The Water-closet.

Our Busy Age Does Not Always Have Time To Read, But It Always Has Time To Look.

Only That Which Serves No End Is Beautiful; Everything Useful Is Ugly.

I Am One Of Those For Whom Superfluity Is A Necessity.