Cats Are Only Human, They Have Their

Sex Stops When You Pull Up Your Pants, Love Never Lets You Go.

The Ideal Of Brotherhood Of Man, The Building Of The Just City, Is One That Cannot Be Discarded Without Lifelong Feelings Of Disappointment And Loss. But, If We Are To Live In The Real World, Discard It We Must.

I Don't Say That The Drunk Man Is The Real Man, And The Sober Man Merely A Shell. But You Find Out Something Different About People When They're Drunk. Of Course, You Sometimes Find That They're Not Different At All--that You Merely Get More Of The Same, Perhaps Said Rather More Loudly And Incoherently, But Basically The Same.

I Was Never An Angry Young Man. I Am Angry Only When I Hit My Thumb With A Hammer.

A German Wine Label Is One Of The Things Life's Too Short For.