Cats ... Are Like Four-legged Poster Children

Dogs Are Fantasies That Don't Disappoint.

Happy And Alone, You Say? Reclusive And Merry? How Oxymoronic! Pas Possible! Alas, The Concept Is Lost On So Many.

I'm 38 And I'm Single, And I'm Having My Most Intense And Gratifying Relationship With A Dog. But We All Learn About Love In Different Ways, And This Way Happens To Be Mine.

Smooth And Ordered On The Outside; Roiling And Chaotic And Desperately Secretive Underneath, But Not Noticeably So, Never Noticeably So.

For Years, I Ate The Same Foods Every Day, In Exactly The Same Manner, At Exactly The Same Times.