Cats Always Made Up To The People

Writing Is Like A Bird-watcher Watching For Birds: The Stories Are There: You Just Have To Train Yourself To Look For Them.

Kissing Someone Out Of Pity Is Always A Mistake.

Getting An Idea For A Book Is Not The Problem, But You Need 300 Ideas - An Idea A Page.

It's Not Unsporting To Thrash A Cowardly Cad,' Said Simmons. 'everyone Knows You Don't Fight Like A Gentleman.' 'that Might Be Called An Oxymoron,' Ramses Said. 'oh--sorry. Bad Form To Use Long Words. Look It Up When You Get Home.' The Poor Devil Didn't Know How To Fight, Like A Gentleman Or Otherwise.

The Cat Horus Shot Out From Under The Table And Headed For The Door, His Ears Flattened And His Tail Straight Out. There He Encountered Abdullah, Who Had Been Waiting For Us On The Verandah And Who Had, I Supposed, Been Alarmed By Emerson's Shouts And Hurried To Discover What Disaster Had Prompted Them. The Cat Got Entangled In Abdullah's Skirts And A Brief Interval Of Staggering (by Abdullah), Scratching (by Horus) And Swearing (by Both Parties) Ensued Before Horus Freed Himself And Departed.