Catholics Have Guilt And Jews Have Guilt,

Sometimes I Think Opposable Thumbs Were Invented So Teenage Girls Could Use Text Messaging.

I Love The Rebelliousness Of Snail Mail, And I Love Anything That Can Arrive With A Postage Stamp. There's Something About That Person's Breath And Hands On The Letter.

There Is Something Wonderful About Coming To Terms With Time - That It Is Finite. You Want To Have As Much Joy In Your Life As Possible, And You Take Responsibility For Your Own Joy.

My Parents Treated My Like I Had A Brain - Which, In Turn, Caused Me To Have One.

I Don't Lie. I Would Never Stuff My Bra Because It's Going To Come Off And The Truth Is Going To Be Revealed. I Don't Like That Padding. I Try To Be Completely - If Not Brutally - Honest.