Cat Angels Are The Reason There Are

American Sex Is Generally Straight. It Happens At 11 O'clock Saturday Night. In The Rural Areas, It Happens At Nine And It Happens Pretty Fast. Got To Get Up The Next Morning, Especially If There're Kids. Can't Make Noise, Either, Wake The Kids.

Do You Have A Dollar On You? I Hate To Answer Questions For Nothing.

I've Been Accused Of Vulgarity. I Say That's Bullshit.

I Love Spaghetti And Sex, Sometimes Together. My Dream Of Heaven Is Walking Naked Through Fields Of Pasta Fazool.

I Only Direct In Self-defense.