Cast Aside Any Column About Two Subjects.

You Don't Want Lopsided Government. You Don't Want One Side Running Roughshod Over The Other.

Adapt Your Style, If You Wish, To Admit The Color Of Slang Or Freshness Of Neologism, But Hang Tough On Clarity, Precision, Structure, Grace.

Create Your Own Constituency Of The Infuriated.

If You Want To "get In Touch With Your Feelings," Fine, Talk To Yourself. We All Do. But If You Want To Communicate With Another Thinking Human Being, Get In Touch With Your Thoughts. Put Them In Order, Give Them A Purpose, Use Them To Persuade, To Instruct, To Discover, To Seduce. The Secret Way To Do This Is To Write It Down, And Then Cut Out The Confusing Parts.

Remember To Never Split An Infinitive. The Passive Voice Should Never Be Used. Do Not Put Statements In The Negative Form. Proofread Carefully To See If You Words Out. And Don't Start A Sentence With A Conjugation.