Can't Get Around The Old Minimum Wage,

Personally, I Liked Working For The University. They Gave Us Money And Facilities. We Didn't Have To Produce Anything. You've Never Been Out Of College. You Don't Know What It's Like Out There! I've Worked In The Private Sector ... They Expect Results!

Parodies Of Commercials Are By No Means New And Have Been Popular Going Back To Black-and-white Tv Shows Of The '50s.

My Great-grandfather, Sam Aykroyd, Was A Dentist In Kingston, Ontario, And He Was Also An Edwardian Spiritualist Researcher Who Was Very Interested In What Was Going On In The Invisible World, The Survival Of The Consciousness, Precipitated Paintings, Mediumship, And Trans-channeling.

The Reason I'm Here Today, The Reason I Own A Brand New Harley-davidson Motorcycle And The Reason I Have A Big Log Cabin And I Got Cars And All Kinds Of Stuff Is Because I'm A Writer And Writers Own Everything. So You Learn How To Write.

I Could Sell Used Battery Acid And Make It Fly.