Cæsar Might Have Married Her [cleopatra], But

Cæsar Might Have Married Her [cleopatra], But He Had A Wife At Home. There's Always Something.

It Is Because Of His Brain That He [modern Man] Has Risen Above The Animals. Guess Which Animals He Has Risen Above.

I Am Billed As A Humorist, But Of Course I Am A Tragedian At Heart.

The Dodo Never Had A Chance. He Seems To Have Been Invented For The Sole Purpose Of Becoming Extinct And That Was All He Was Good For.

Let's Not Be Too Quick To Blame The Human Race For Everything. A Great Many Species Of Animals Became Extinct Before Man Ever Appeared On Earth.