By Their Fruits Ye Shall Know Them.

You Want To Be A Writer? Start Writing. You Want To Be A Filmmaker? Start Shooting Stuff On Your Phone Right Now.

A Drunk Doesn't Try To Stand Up; A Drunk Tries Not To Fall Down.

My Rule Is To Break One Sweat A Day.

I Had A Fan Who Had A Fictional Relationship With Me. She Wrote Letters To Me And Then Wrote Return Letters To Herself (from Me). In Her Mind, We Were Married And Had Two Children. Her Parents Finally Uncovered This Delusional Life She Was Living And She Got Help.

There Aren't Many Things That Are Universally Cool, And It's Cool Not To Litter. I'd Never Do It.