By My Soul, I Can Neither Eat,

Old Men, Imagining Themselves Under Obligation To Young Paramours, Seldom Keep Any Thing From Their Knowledge.

If Women Would Make Themselves Appear As Elegant To An Husband, As They Were Desirous To Appear To Him While A Lover, The Rake, Which All Women Love, Would Last Longer In The Husband Than It Generally Does.

Women's Eyes Are Wanderers, And Too Often Bring Home Guests That Are Very Troublesome To Them, And Whom, Once Introduced, They Cannot Get Out Of The House.

Shame Is A Fitter And Generally A More Effectual Punishment For A Child Than Beating.

For The Human Mind Is Seldom At Stay: If You Do Not Grow Better, You Will Most Undoubtedly Grow Worse.