By Multiplying Ironies, I Evade Commitments.

The Sage Belongs To The Same Obsolete Repertory As The Virtuous Maiden And The Enlightened Monarch.

As Every Cockroach Knows, Thriving On Poisons Is The Secret Of Success.

General Statements Omit What We Really Want To Know. Example: Some Horses Run Faster Than Others.

The Eros Of Advertising Is Lurid But Not Specific.

The Aphorism Is A Slippery Plaything.