By Multiplying Ironies, I Evade Commitments.

The Pointless Ferocities Of Intellectual Life Shock Businessmen, Who Kill Only To Eat.

Many Think That Assigning Blame Settles Matters.

God Has Replaced Sex As The Unmentionable.

Jokes Are Unanswerable Objections.

Kindness Eases Everything Almost As Much As Money Does.