By Headless Charles See Heartless Henry Lies.

A Woman Should Never Be Seen Eating Or Drinking, Unless It Be Lobster Salad And Champagne, The Only True Feminine And Becoming Viands.

When Falls The Coliseum, Rome Shall Fall; And When Rome Falls--the World.

There Is No Such Thing As A Life Of Passion Any More Than A Continuous Earthquake, Or An Eternal Fever. Besides, Who Would Ever Shave Themselves In Such A State?

All Who Joy Would Win Must Share It. Happiness Was Born A Twin.

So Bright The Tear In Beauty's Eye, Love Half Regrets To Kiss It Dry.