Buying My Wife A Gun Sort Of

Dogs Are Too Much To Handle. I Don't Need Anything In My House That's Needier Than Me.

I'm Not Completely Sure We Aren't All Living In A Hallucination Now.

I've Always Been Someone Who Likes To Talk To People. When I Was A Little Kid, I Sought Out Freaks And Weirdos That Wandered The Streets By Where I Worked In High School. I Would Just Bring Them In And Talk To Them.

Surveillance Induced Morality: Relics Of Cultural Retardation.

Comics Seemed To Have A Handle On Things. They Could Sort Of Disarm And Get Control Over Reality. I Found It Very Comforting To Laugh.