Buy A Friend; Hire A Lawyer.

Lawyers Are Operators Of The Toll Bridge Across Which Anyone In Search Of Justice Has To Pass.

Financial Planners Who Take Commissions Have A Built-in Conflict Of Interest...even With Disclosure, My Choice Would Be A Fee-only Planner.

Quinn's First Law Of Investing Is Never To Buy Anything Whose Price You Can't Follow In The Newspapers. An Investment Without A Public Marketplace Attracts The Fabulists The Way Picnics Attract Ants. Stock Brokers And Financial Planners Can Tell You Anything They Want, Because No One Really Knows What's True. The First Corollary To Quinn's First Law States That, Even When The Price Is In The Newspapers, You Shouldn't Buy Anything Too Complex To Explain To The Average 12-year-old.

It's Daring And Challenging To Be Young And Poor, But Never To Be Old And Poor. Whatever Resources Of Good Health, Character, And Fortitude You Bring To Retirement, Remember, Also, To Bring Money.

There Is A Secret To Investing That Cuts A Path Directly To The Profits That You're Looking For. The Secret Is Simplicity. The More Elementary Your Investment Style, The More Confident You Can Be Of Making Money In The Long Run.