Buy A Friend; Hire A Lawyer.

The Rule On Staying Alive As A Forecaster Is To Give 'em A Number Or Give 'em A Date, But Never Give 'em Both At Once.

No One Knows What Stocks Will Do Tomorrow, But The Evidence Is Clear As To How They'll Perform Over 10 Or 20 Years. They Will Almost Certainly Go Up.

A Faithfully Kept Program Of Savings And Conservative Investments Can Give You More Money And A Better Life Than That Of Your Neighbors Who Spend Everything They Get. This Is Probably The Oldest Financial Advice In The World, But There Are Some Things You Can't Improve On.

Everyone Needs A Small-town Banker. Especially In A Big Town.

Stock Prices Aren't Real Things. They're Just Froth On A Wave. The Wave Is The Only Real Thing, Which Investors Forget When They're Watching The Ticket Slither By.