Buy A Friend; Hire A Lawyer.

No One Knows What Stocks Will Do Tomorrow, But The Evidence Is Clear As To How They'll Perform Over 10 Or 20 Years. They Will Almost Certainly Go Up.

Three Reasons Not To Have A [spending] Plan: 1. You're Rich Enough To Buy Anything You Want And Still Have Plenty Of Money Left Over. 2. I Forget The Other Two.

It's A Fact: Stock Investors Sometimes Lose Money On Their Way To Wealth. Get Over It.

Hindsight Is Not A Strategy.

It Seems Like Only Yesterday That Savers Were Dorks. They Kept Piggy Banks. They Drove Last Year's Cars. They Fished In Their Change Purses For Nickels While The Superstars Flashed Credit Cards. Today, Values Have Changed. The New Object Of Veneration Is Not Money On The Hoof But Money In The Bank - And The Dorks All Have It.