But Why Would It Matter? We Aren't

She Mailed Me A Merry Christmas-i'm-breaking-up-with-you Card. I'll Read It To You," He Said. He Cleared His Throat. "dear Marcus. Merry Christmas. I'm Breaking Up With You. Mia.

I Don't Know Anything About Anything. The Only Difference Between Then And Now Is This: I May Know More Than I Used To But My Wisdom Pales In Comparison To That Which I Have Yet To Learn

Plagiarism Has Been Around Far Longer Than The Internet. In Fact, I Had A Poem Published In 'seventeen' Magazine When I Was 15 Years Old. About A Year Later I Was Informed That There Was A Girl Who Used That Same Poem To Win A Statewide Poetry Competition In Alabama. It Took Months For People To Put Together That This Had Happened.

It Kind Of Makes Me Wish That The Worst Thing That Will Ever Happen To Me Would Just Hurry Up And Happen Already. That Way I Could Live The Rest Of My Life In Bliss, If Only Because I Know How Much Worse Things Could Be.

Love," He Said, "has The Longest Arms.