But Now I Am Six. And I'm

There Was Once An Old Sailor My Grandfather Knew, Who Had So Many Things Which He Wanted To Do That, Whenever He Thought It Was Time To Begin, He Couldn't Because Of The State He Was In.

When I Was One, I Had Just Begun. When I Was Two, I Was Nearly New. When I Was Three I Was Hardly Me. When I Was Four, I Was Not Much More. When I Was Five, I Was Just Alive. But Now I Am Six, I'm As Clever As Clever, So I Think I'll Be Six Now For Ever And Ever.

Bores Can Be Divided Into Two Classes; Those Who Have Their Own Particular Subject, And Those Who Do Not Need A Subject.

Tell The Innocent Visitor From Another World That Two People Were Killed At Serajevo, And That The Best That Europe Could Do About It Was To Kill Eleven Million More.

If You Live To Be A Hundred, I Want To Live To Be A Hundred Minus One Day So I Never Have To Live Without You.