But It's Sunday, Mr. Bell. Clocks Are

How Do I Look So Young? Quite Simple: A Complete Vegetable Diet, 12 Hours Sleep A Night, And Lots And Lots Of Make-up.

I Just Live One Day At A Time. That's My New Theory In Life.

Many Universities Have Asked Me To Come For A Semester But I Don't Want To Do It Because I Don't Have The Patience.

You Don't Understand. You've Never Hated Anybody. No, I Never Have. We're Allotted Just So Much Time On Earth, And I Wouldn't Want The Lord To See Me Wasting Mine In Any Such Manner.

There Is No Shame — Having A Dirty Face — The Shame Comes When You Keep It Dirty.